"I swear by my life and my love of it that I will never live for the sake of another man, nor ask another man to live for mine."

Uterus:

oh you have a completely full day of activity??

Me:

don't

Uterus:

and a sleepover afterwards??

Me:

Uterus:

hardly any breaks??

Me:

Uterus:

wouldn't it be a shame

Uterus:

if something were to

Me:

Uterus:

happen

youflabbergastedme:

orangeitnblack:

pretty sure it’s katy perry

or jared leto

(via encourage)

“Never push somebody who loves you to the point they no longer give a shit, because when they’re done, they’re done. And when you realise you fucked up they’ll be long gone.”

—   Curiovsly (via curiovsly)

(via curiovsly)

“Rule #1: Never be #2.”

—   (via wolf-cub)

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erosgoldenstar:

Today my English teacher was acting grumpy and halfway through class she sighed and said “I’m sorry I’m cranky today guys, I just keep thinking about the How I Met Your Mother finale”

(Source: vangoghsgoodear, via fake-mermaid)

skateboards-and-spliffs:

awelltraveledwoman:

karidevereaux:

…an ode to 1970s skater girls. 

this is amazing

Girls that think they cant skate, think again. 

(via existentialkitten)

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

swarleyu:

emilyclocke:

ivadoesnthaveafuckingtumblr:

naturepunk:

Is this Canada? This seems like Canada. 

This could have gone so wrong

Nothing goes wrong in Canada

Even if it did we all have free health care

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via hakunamafuuuckingtata)

(Source: subtubitles, via dicksilhouette)

plantbaby420:

What does the world eat for Breakfast? 

(via hakunamafuuuckingtata)

coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

(via hakunamafuuuckingtata)

give you cookie - gave me cookie

(Source: maniacatyourdoor, via wasarahbi)

m0shmonster:

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective


that’s the tightest shit I’ve ever seen

m0shmonster:

stunningpicture:

It’s all a matter of perspective

that’s the tightest shit I’ve ever seen

(via sluttyoliveoil)